Spicy Times and Wild Sceenes...

Even Miguel agrees, sometimes you just need a hotdog and a chainsaw.  Maybe a little mask action..

No Woes for Art Shows...

Looks like I'm going to be part of a group show at Upper Playground-FIFTY24PDX gallery sometime in April...  Time to sharpen my crayons and shake the haze.  Ride the log.

We Came for the WIZARD JUICE...

With one sip and a magic grant of the staff, in the mouth then evaporating out your eye sockets before it can even burn its way into your gut, thought you were quick and crazy already?  Wait, saddle up, it's a small push and then a whole lot of downhill...  

Apparent Sketchiness Brings Bikinis..

B-cup women, B-cup man...

They say times were rougher in the late 70's, a steady diet of Berryman's Chem-Dip, Budweiser and cheeseburgers could go either way in those days, either filling you with youthful vigor, or leaving you a fat worn out party novelty..  Maybe you know a real veteran of the sport when the body rot really begins to kick in... With that said, drink a glass of water or at the very least throw a lime in that Bud..